Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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