Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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