He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
