Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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