Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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