i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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