i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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