Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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