the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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