Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Randomize