Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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