You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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