god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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