question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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