I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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