Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
