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can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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