Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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