Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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