If i come over, it means nothing
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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