How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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