you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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