ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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