there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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