This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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