Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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