Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
