So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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