hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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