You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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