Taylor Swift is so right about you.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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