I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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