You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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