I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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