Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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