No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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