Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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