i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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