just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't think brook has ever known best
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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