I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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