so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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