I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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