Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize