I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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