I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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