Kiss
Puke
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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