You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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