yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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