Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just pee around me
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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