4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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