You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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