You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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