Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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