who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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