ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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